The Hand
Week of April 7, 2026 · Varys reviewed everything. He already knew.
Varys reviewed everything. He always has.
Weekly revenue
$14,200
+8% vs last week
Orders this week
187
Avg order $76
Varys's priority
Abandoned carts
Varys knows where the money is.
INPUT7dVarysmonitored daily3Oberynanomalies flagged4Tyrionflows reviewed3Jorahrecs deliveredOUTPUT
Varys's 3 recommendations this week
1
47 carts abandoned this week. $2,840 is sitting there.
Oberyn tracked the pattern — most abandonment happens Thursday evening through Saturday noon. Your flow triggers at 1 hour and 24 hours. Add a 15-minute trigger. That window is where intent is highest.
Est. recovery $600–$900/week
2
Your top SKU is 3 weeks from selling out.
The Charcoal hoodie is moving at 28 units/week with 84 in stock. Reorder lead time is 3–4 weeks. Varys noticed this before it became urgent. Place the order this week.
Prevents a stockout in peak weeks
3
Your post-purchase sequence stops at day 7. It should run to day 45.
Tyrion reviewed your Klaviyo flow. 62% of second purchases happen between day 14 and day 45. The gap is empty. Tyrion can draft the day-21 email on request — he already has ideas.
LTV improvement, compounds over time
Store at a glance
Top SKUCharcoal hoodie28 units/wk
Conversion rate3.4%+0.3% vs last week
Email % of revenue30%$4,260 this week
Abandoned cart rate68%industry avg 70%
Repeat purchase rate22%target is 28%
Meta ROAS2.8x-22% this week
Oberyn flagged something
Meta ROAS dropped 22% Tuesday–Thursday. Oberyn traced it to a platform-wide CPM spike — not a creative problem. He sees these before they show up in your dashboard. Hold spend steady.
How it happened
Activity log
Mon–SatVarys
Monitored revenue, orders, conversion, email, and ad spend daily. He already knew what he’d find.
Sun 8 PMOberyn
Flagged the abandoned cart timing pattern and the ROAS anomaly. Context, not just numbers.
Sun 9 PMTyrion
Reviewed your Klaviyo flows. Found the day-21 gap. He has opinions about what should go there.
Mon 7 AMJorah
Compiled the weekly brief. Three recommendations, ranked by dollar impact. All data verified.