$447· One-time purchase · No monthly fees ever
$1.22/day for the first year. Then it’s free. Forever.
Similar tools charge $200–$400/mo — that's $2,400–$4,800/yr

Three things to do this week to grow your store. Ranked by dollar impact. Every Monday.

Four agents review your Shopify operation weekly — revenue, orders, email flows, ad spend — and deliver three ranked recommendations every Monday. Not dashboards. Decisions.

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4 agents, one pipeline
YOURCONFIG1VarysMonitors store2OberynSpots signals3TyrionRecommends4JorahDeliversYOURINBOX
We used it first

We run The Hand on our own Shopify store. The first Monday it ran, Varys flagged 61 abandoned carts with $3,200 in recoverable revenue and a 15-minute trigger gap in our flow we'd never noticed. We fixed it that afternoon. The following week recovered $847.

You look at your Shopify dashboard every day. Revenue, orders, conversion rate — you see the numbers. But knowing which number to act on this week, and why, is a different skill entirely. It's 2 PM and you still haven't touched the abandoned cart flow you told yourself you'd fix Monday.

Monday morning. Three recommendations. Ranked by dollar impact — not vanity metrics. Varys already reviewed everything. Oberyn flagged that your ROAS dropped because of a platform-wide CPM spike, not your creative. Tyrion found a 14-day gap in your post-purchase email sequence.

You know exactly what to do and why. The rest of Monday is execution.

How it works

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VarysSTEP 1

Monitors your store daily — revenue, orders, conversion, email, ad spend. Seven days of data by Monday.

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varys.ts
// Varys — Plannerfunction plan(store, config) {  const signals = gatherIntel(store);  const calendar = buildPlan(signals);  // He already knew what he'd find  // before he checked.  return { plan: calendar, signals };}
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OberynSTEP 2

Spots anomalies with context. A ROAS drop during a platform CPM spike isn't a creative problem.

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oberyn.ts
// Oberyn — Analystfunction analyze(signals) {  const patterns = detectPatterns(signals);  const cross = crossReference(patterns);  // He sees the pattern you don't.  // Patient. Precise. Deadly.  return { patterns: cross, confidence: 0.91 };}
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TyrionSTEP 3

Reviews your email flows. Found a day-21 gap in post-purchase. Has opinions about what goes there.

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tyrion.ts
// Tyrion — Writerfunction draft(lead, context) {  const angle = findAngle(lead.painPoints);  const email = compose(angle, voice.casual);  if (email.readsLikeColdEmail()) {    rewrite(email); // He'd be offended.  }  return email;}
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JorahSTEP 4

Compiles metrics, anomalies, and recommendations into one weekly brief. Delivered Monday.

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jorah.ts
// Jorah — Reporterfunction deliver(findings, format) {  const briefing = compile(findings, format);  const report = formatBriefing(briefing);  send(report, config.inbox);  // He always delivers.  return { delivered: true };}

What's included

Weekly store briefthree ranked recommendations delivered every Monday morning
Daily monitoringrevenue, orders, conversion, email, and ad spend tracked automatically
Anomaly detectionbehavioral patterns flagged with context, not just alerts
Email flow reviewgaps identified, fixes suggested, with supporting data
The Hand dashboardstore health, agent activity, and the weekly brief in one view
What this costs vs. the alternative
$2,400–$4,800/yr
subscription tools
$447
one time

Shopify analytics tools like Triple Whale, Lifetimely, and Northbeam charge $200–$400/month for dashboards you still have to interpret. That's $2,400–$4,800 per year. The Hand gives you ranked recommendations — not more dashboards — for a one-time $447.

If The Hand recovers one abandoned cart batch, it’s paid for itself. Every recommendation after that is free money.

 
Autonomos
Subscription tool
Month 1
$447
$200–$400/mo
Month 6
$447
~$1609+
Month 12
$447
$2,400–$4,800/yr
Month 24
$447
~$3218+
By month 2, they've already paid more than you ever will.
Who this isn't for

If your store does under $5K/week. If you're not on Shopify with Klaviyo. If you already have a dedicated ops person reviewing everything weekly. This isn't for you.

Before you buy

Honest context: The Hand works best with a store doing at least $5K/week in revenue. Below that, the recommendations exist but the numbers are thin enough that week-over-week comparisons are noisy. Also: The Hand monitors and recommends. It doesn't move inventory, change prices, or send emails. You do that — but you'll know exactly what to do and why.

Requires Shopify and Klaviyo for full functionality.

Yes, this is AI. Here's why that makes it better.

Every agent runs on Anthropic's Claude API — the same model behind Claude.ai. We're not hiding that. We're building on it.

What you can't get from ChatGPT or Claude directly: a team of specialized agents that hand off work to each other, learn from your feedback, and tighten their standards every week. The AI is the engine. The orchestration, the feedback loops, and the three-layer learning system are what make it a product.

Your data
Stays on your infrastructure. We never see it.
Your API key
You control costs. No hidden markup.
Your system
One-time purchase. You own the code.
Guarantee

If The Hand doesn't identify at least two improvements you hadn't already planned to make in your first four reports, full refund.

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